Mature pages are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. -, "Oh, like you'd recognize a vegetable that wasn't wrapped in a Monte Cristo sandwich. She shadows Lana and Archer as on a mission to The Vatican, during which time she displays an impressive aptitude for learning foreign languages. Krieger has also displayed a fetish for homeless people and especially bumfights since his first speaking appearances in season one, though that fetish seems to have evolved as of season 3 to include specialized weapons, such as electrified boxing gloves. He spends most of his time working on projects to facilitate his kinky sexual fantasies, including an advanced sex robot named Fister Roboto, a mechanical hand to choke Cheryl when his own hands are not strong enough for her taste, a drug that instills homosexual urges in its users (this eventually kills Danny the Intern), various animal-human hybrids, and a holographic anime girlfriend simulation so real that the state of New York legally allowed him to marry it (their plans were scuttled because "society couldn't deal with it"). In Skytanic, she went to extreme lengths to fake a bomb threat in order to get a room on the rigid airship, simply because her neighbor/rival, Trudy Beekman, was bragging about her suite. Lana has a complex love/hate relationship with Archer, with whom she had a long-term relationship that she ended six months prior to the start of the series due to his constant philandering and psychological issues resulting from Malory's parenting. -, "Yes, Pam, get me some poison, because I am, "And are you going to loom over me all day, like some sort of… henge?" He is an avid devotee of the Canadian rock band Rush, going so far as to having an expansive, elaborate drum set installed in his small apartment in an attempt to master their song "YYZ" (which Krieger insists be pronounced in the authentic Canadian style as "why-why-zed"). He was enraged by Lana's revelation in the season finale that she is pregnant and he is not the biological father and says "three cheers for little Johnny bastard". Malory governs her employees with harsh criticism, raw commentary and belligerent vilification and almost always with a drink in one hand. Malory is also frequently dishonest and withholding towards Archer. Doctor Algernop[5] Krieger (Lucky Yates), is the head of the ISIS applied research department. Malory has also shown to have the same mixed abusive/care for her granddaughter,Abbiejean Kane-Archer, where had made several repeated attempts to put her in a "diet" due to deeming her to be too fat for a baby and has attempted to literally starve her and only feed her ice instead of actual baby food. Cyril Figgis (Chris Parnell) is the comptroller of ISIS. Though Barry In the fifth-season premiere, an FBI raid reveals to the rest of the team that ISIS was never sanctioned by the U.S. government and Malory has been running illegal missions for years. Archer's equipment checklist for the mission will include an airboat, a sawn-off shotgun, a compound bow, and nine cases of beer. -, "Now it's all Sterling this and ribbons that! Release year: 2011 Oversexed superspy Sterling Archer, now diagnosed with breast cancer, continues his work for an international spy agency and its far-from-loyal crew. It is eventually revealed that Malory has set up the entire venture as a ploy to sell drugs for the CIA, and is able to leverage her team a position as a sanctioned outsourced organization in Season 6. In the series' first four episodes she regularly changed her name, going by Carol, Carina, and Cristal, responding to either Cheryl or Carol from then on (she is referred to in the show's closed captioning as "Carol/Cheryl"). Sir Thomas inherited the family estate in 1434, but … Malory also takes on managing Cheryl in her country music career. As seen during her taking care of her then presumed infant grandson, Seamus Mcgoon, whereby she would take away the infant's toy bee right in front of him and attempt to psychologically manipulate him into only trusting her. -, "Do you want ants? She also displays grudging affection for her son and hysterical emotional distress when she believes he is in danger. While the other protesters ran, only Lana stayed and stood her ground even with a gun pointed at her. MALORY What is the point of these simulations --ARCHER Crenshaw's arousal? In "Heart of Archness Part III", Ray is shot in the stomach which appears to render him paralyzed from the waist down. According to a computer screen readout in the first episode when his mother is confronting him about his expense account discrepancies, Archer is 36 years old… In the Season 2 finale he reveals that he is an ordained but out-of-practice minister who is still allowed to perform marriages ("the irony of which is not lost on [him]"). "El Secuestro" revealed that she is an expert bare-knuckle pugilist, (her skill in street fighting financed her college education) possesses an extremely high tolerance for pain and has the third stanza of Lord Byron's "The Destruction of Sennacherib" tattooed on her back. In addition, he possesses a savant-like ability to count the number of bullets remaining in his and others’ guns, including multiple automatic weapons in a firefight. Not my holes I mean holes in you!" Though she still works as a secretary for Malory, Cheryl has ISIS on retainer to ensure her personal safety. It also turns out her "mind-altering chip" was really a sticker from the back of a Lego spaceman. Malory has had sexual encounters with many people including: Malory has been part of a number of covert operations in her lifetime; she has been associated with a number of historical figures in that world. Her lovers have included Cyril, Archer, Barry, Krieger, Randy Gillette, and Conway Stern. Although it turns out that Gillette hasn't been disabled and has resumed field work, Cyril occasionally accompanies Archer on field missions. He shows surprising levels of concern throughout Lana's pregnancy, going so far as to become a certified Doula to help her through labor. While visiting the mansion of a Central American dictator, Krieger is stunned to realize that the man's lab is staffed by a trio of clones identical to him. Malory was a highly inattentive parent, sending Sterling to boarding school for 15 years and leaving him stranded in a train station one Christmas Eve because she failed to inform the school she was moving. In Season 4, Archer admits that his uncanny ability to do this may, indeed, be evidence of autism. Ray is openly gay and often verbally-abused in a sophomoric fashion by almost everyone who speaks to him, having an outright hostile relationship with Malory (who disparagingly refers to him as "Ms. Gillette") and an often-adversarial one with Archer though they frequently assist each other. A tall, beautiful black woman, she is a competent and deadly agent but is constantly frustrated that she is treated as the number two ISIS field agent because Archer's mother runs the agency. Head of KGB (1–3), KGB Defector to ISIS (3). In Season 2 Episode 10 "El Secuestro", it is revealed that Pam is 5ft 7in, 250lbs, and 32 years old when one looks at her driver's license. One more dead body in here and that bitch Trudy Beekman will have me right back in front of the co-op board!" Malory: And yet you turned down a battlefield commission to 2nd Lieutenant. In a flashback, she tells, Malory believes in behavior modification through punishment, largely contributing to Sterling's difficult childhood and her mistreatment of, Has a fixation on muscular black men, as is seen with her infatuation with Conway Stern (. Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. 7 Malory Archer The drunken director of the spy agency, Malory Archer , is constantly switching between being the main character and the main antagonist of several storylines. However, there are occasions when Malory has shown concern for Sterling: in "Job Offer" she was jealous when he left to join ODIN, and when she realized she had drunkenly issued a burn notice on him, she became distraught at the possibility that this—and she—might have gotten him killed. Malory has recently shown an interest in returning to acting, by collaborating with Cyril Figgis on a script in which she would play the lead character, a spymaster based on her. When the clones turn out to be insane and planning to fire a nerve gas missile (which has sufficient range to hit New York) Krieger fights them and seemingly kills them all, but his subsequent memory issues leave the others wondering if he's really their Krieger. In the second episode of season five after being charged with treason, she informs her ISIS employees that she put the apartment in her husband's name to prevent the FBI from confiscating it. Cyril Figgis, who recently resumed dating Lana after their break-up though under strict rules, asks when she was planning to tell him; Lana then reveals Cyril isn't the father. (Pam- What's that supposed to mean? He claims this is a result of a concussion sustained from a fall sufficiently high to kill at least one of the other clones with Krieger landing on him. While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana bayous to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America’s largest natural gas pipeline. She even went as far as murdering the Prime Minister of Italy, with whom she was having an affair for decades, for the sole reason that he may or may not have murdered her son's biological father. Premium. She also is easily turned on by slaps to the face. He revels in activities such as skydiving, and driving powerful automobiles, sometimes joking that such things give him, "a giant erection.". She has a fraught relationship with her sister Edie, who tormented her throughout her childhood. Archer gets into a ferocious fight with Malory over the identity of his father, and Lana decides to get even with Cyril. She is unsure about who fathered Sterling. Children’s clothes on Redbubble are expertly printed on ethically sourced apparel and are available in a range of colors and sizes. Lana Anthony Kane [1] (Aisha Tyler) was the top female agent at ISIS (prior to its disbandment) and Archer's girlfriend. After ISIS is shut down by the FBI, Archer joins the quest to sell a tonne of cocaine. Gender: Female. She took the ap test naked (so nobody thinks she would be cheating) and passed it with flying colors. He also tries to win over Lana, going so far as to get Kenny Loggins to play at her baby shower only to be dismayed when he discovers Lana never understood his repeated "Danger Zone" references. Bob's Burgers alumnus, Larry Murphy plays Frank in Season 3. Malory is voiced by Jessica Walter. Jessica Walter (born January 31, 1941) is an American actress. Raymond Q. She hates Germans (except Kreiger) and disrespects the French for being invaded during the war. In the pilot episode, she was portrayed as a lovesick, ditzy secretary whom Archer frequently took advantage of, before that side of her character was gradually phased out as her behavior became more and more unhinged. He shares many of his mother's flaws such as alcoholism, selfishness, impulsive behavior, and the stubborn refusal to listen to anyone. He claims he was the first to recognize the garment's tactical potential, and becomes enraged when his style is copied by other agents. She wants Abbiejean to call her "Grandmother Archer". What was it? Archer and other characters have noted that he exhibits numerous symptoms of autistic spectrum disorders. However, he is often ignorant or forgetful when it comes to broader concepts such as helium not being inflammable, or that Barry's status as a cyborg renders him nigh-impervious to many conventional forms of attack. -, "Pfft! ", to which Archer incredulously will reply, "How do you NOT?". Upon realizing that Dutch won't be anything more than a killing machine, Krieger sets his cyborg dogs on Dutch, who is torn apart and eaten by them. An outcast at the very start, Malory drew ire from her tribe for her corrosive personality and perceived weakness in challenges. Cyril and Lana resumed dating in Season 4, although Lana often appeared to have reservations about it. Westworld (2016): When Archer changes the holodeck from the courtroom to an old west saloon, it is exactly the same as in the TV series, complete with, as he says, "old time prostitutes upstairs." He was Lana Kane's love interest at the beginning of Season 1, but due to residual trust issues from her relationship with Archer, she refused to call Cyril her boyfriend or say she loved him. Starting off this list is the John Fitzgerald Archer, who Archer was sure was his father until Season 1's "Dial M for Mother" revealed that his dad's identity is still a mystery. Archer’s equipment checklist for the mission will include an airboat, a sawn-off shotgun, a compound bow, and nine cases of beer. Like Archer, Lana is an expert in Krav Maga, in which all ISIS agents undergo training, and is usually seen carrying two Tec-9 submachine guns in shoulder holsters (she is so proficient with these that she can write letters in cursive with one magazine). Eddie Waitkus : Malory explains to Archer, that he has been shot by a crazy woman, to which Archer replies with: "Just like Eddie Waitkus ". The page Mature contains mature content that may include coarse language, sexual references, and/or graphic violent images which may be disturbing to some. He ingratiates himself with their boss and is able to maintain a convincing cover to infiltrate their organization and engineer Archer and Lana's escape. -, "Keep her out of the medicine cabinet. Archer - 9 months old; Archer 1 year old “Archer, born April 2019, was one of eight surviving pups (litter was 10 pups) found in a field in Arkansas. In "Stage Two" she tried to counsel him through his cancer scare, and in a drunken state of fear he admitted he loved her, a statement that rendered her speechless. In the season three episode "Drift Problem," he receives a modified black Dodge Challenger as a gift from Malory Archer, but she has the car stolen from him hours later in an effort to teach Archer a lesson about taking care of his possessions. She has also apparently been the recipient of fortunetelling/prophecy from a gypsy woman, because she occasionally responds to an event by saying, "Just like the gypsy woman said.". She is not sure which one fathered her son, and told Sterling that his father was John Fitzgerald "Black Jack" Archer, an ace pilot who was posthumously awarded the Navy Cross. '‘Archer’ Creator Adam Reed on the Show’s Surprising Move to Dreamland', Learn how and when to remove this template message, Knight, Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, "Jessy Lynn Martens of Orlando is musical voice for 'Archer, Adam Reed walks us through Archer’s third season (Part 2 of 3) | TV | The Walkthrough | The A.V. Malory is likely inspired by Female M from the James Bond movies Goldeneye to Skyfall, and the stern, pseudo-maternal relationship that she and James Bond shared. He has, however, demonstrated compassion for others on occasion: in "Placebo Effect" he genuinely cared about fellow cancer patient Ruth, and was upset over her death, vowing vengeance against the mobsters who were selling phony chemotherapy medication; in "Double Trouble," Archer attempts to stop Katya Kasanova and Lana from fighting, as he doesn't want them to hurt each other. Playdate. Both Malory and Archer call her \"Bub.\" As a young woman, Malory pursued an acting career before being recruited as a spy by Wild Bill Donovan of the OSS. He does experience feelings of regret when he conspires with Pam, Cheryl, and Krieger to have Katya Kazanova seduce Archer in an effort to break up Archer and Lana. Because all you're gonna get are holes! While everyone else became sidetracked, Ray was left to fend off a gigantic carnivorous plant. Both Malory and Archer call her "Bub." His mother is dead and "Tragical History" reveals that he had a dysfunctional relationship with his father, an elementary-school superintendent. Part 05. Ray later wears a black glove over his right hand, in what is possibly an homage to the character of Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi who wore a black glove over his own bionic right hand. She was shown to quickly abandon her son for the sake of a lover or lavishing affection on her beloved dog, Duchess, right in front of Sterling, caring little for his feelings. Len Trexler (Jeffrey Tambor) is the head of rival spy agency ODIN (Organization of Democratic Intelligence Networks), a Paris-based organization which regularly undercuts ISIS for lucrative government contracts, as a result of ODIN's regular engagement in bribery. Malory demonstrated some of her parenting techniques, heavy on punishment, when she babysat the Wee Baby Seamus in "The Double Deuce." He's alluded to frequently drugging other co-workers, admitting to Pam "I've had good results with ether" when advising her on how to increase her odds for having sex with co-workers. (Krieger has brown hair and a beard as opposed to Hitler's black hair and mustache.). Cheryl Tunt (Judy Greer, speaking; Jessy Lynn Martens, singing, Archer Vice[2]) is Malory's mentally unstable secretary. He kills another intern, Chet, by having him wear a not-quite-bulletproof vest during a live-fire test. Another facet to her personality is her apparent vindictiveness and tendency to harbor grudges and vendettas. Wear a mask, wash your hands, stay safe. Cyril is a buttoned-down nebbish who has brown, graying hair and brown eyes. "- Response to Archer's positive breast cancer diagnosis. -, "Oh, congratulations! So far, three of the four main co-stars from H. Jon Benjamin's other animated series, Bob's Burgers including John Roberts (playing the Archer-universe's version of Linda who married an amnesiac Archer and called him 'Bob'. In the Season 5 finale, she delivers Lana's baby. Egotistical and self-serving, Archer generally lacks empathy towards anyone, though he is very quick to call out others for perceived bigotry. Known for having an extraordinary alcohol tolerance, she regularly totes a dispenser of Schützenmeister (a parody of Jägermeister) at parties and is frequently seen drinking a forty at work. She's anti-immigration, despite the fact that she's helped. He has admitted to not actually being a medical doctor, or a doctor in the sense of holding a PhD either, so either he uses "Doctor" as a fraudulent title, or else his first name is actually Doctor. Directed by Bryan Fordney, Adam Reed. In "The Honeymooners", she refers to the Dunkirk evacuation when arguing with a French waiter. When he is finally cornered in an elevator, he blindfolds himself and fully intends his last words to be, "Fuck you, you douchebags." When Archer sustains amnesia at the beginning of Season 4, believing himself to be someone else, he is still able to instinctively fend off a Russian hit squad, and detect the holes in Lana Kane's story while she attempts to restore his memory. Because of her career as a spy, Malory is an expert in seduction and has access to social circles that include very powerful and high-profile men; and on rare occasions, women. Sterling Malory Archer (H. Jon Benjamin), codename: Duchess, is 184 lb, 6'2", 36 years old (computer-screen readout in the show's first episode) and has black hair and blue eyes. What shade is this, crackwhore red?!" Before Lana was an agent, she was an animal-rights activist; at a protest, she tried to throw red paint on Malory's fur coat but was stopped when Malory pulled a gun on her. Though while she slept, he confessed he had intentions of sleeping with her. High quality Malory Archer inspired kids t-shirts by independent artists and designers from around the world. Krieger transplanted a new bionic (and black) right hand for Ray (which is implied to have originally been made for Conway Stern). Malory was a harsh and frequently unavailable working mother when her son was growing up. This is shown during his escape from Moscow, when he repeatedly outwits and outfights the soldiers pursuing him, despite numerous injuries. This includes his emotional development issues (though evidence strongly suggests this is his mother's fault), his near encyclopedic knowledge of trivia, mission-relevant information, and the things that specifically scare him (such as alligators and crocodiles). When he was a ten year old boy Mallory was taken on a school trip to Ben Nevis by his teacher Mr Deacon. Though he claims not to have a death wish, Archer is clearly a thrill-seeker and an adrenaline junkie. She is the only member of ISIS to regularly carry a revolver. And now all the candy is Mother's. Cheryl is often found sniffing glue, and suffers from pyromaniac and sadomasochistic tendencies. When she was with him, she emotionally abused him, claiming it was for his own good. Real Name. The effects of the brainwashing may be permanent as well as not limited to his perception of Malory; he displays such a decrease in cognitive function that even Sterling expresses guilt about it. Because of this, Archer is equally likely to successfully kill a room full of enemy agents as he is to accidentally cause an international incident. A recurring joke on the show is Archer forgetting his pre-planned witty one-liners, swearing, "I had something for this," before uttering something pithy such as, "suck grenade, stupids!" He has shown great affinity towards large felines, such as ocelots and tigers, but fears large reptiles, in particular alligators and crocodiles. He is almost always seen with an alcoholic drink. The ordeal intensified Dutch's insanity as he storms back to Trexler's mansion to have revenge on his employer, arranging a still-living Trexler and his slaughtered bodyguards in a Last Supper-like set-up. They even at one point tried an open marriage, though it was clear she didn't want him with another woman. In the Season 3 finale, "Space-Race 2", Ray ends up being paralyzed for real as the result of Archer interfering with Cyril's effort to land the spacecraft. In "Killing Utne" and "Skytanic" she carries out a grudge against her rival/neighbor Trudy Beekman. When Lana Kane becomes fixated on having a baby she secretly visits the sperm bank, examining many specimens before choosing a frozen vial provided by Sterling Archer. Here is a sample of images from the gallery: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. As such, Archer was primarily raised by his valet Woodhouse, who he abused both verbally and physically. Upon returning to Earth, Barry resumes exacting his revenge through sabotaging ISIS professionally due to Katya's insistence that he let Archer live. Archer is a very handsome tan-skinned man with slicked, thick, dark black hair, light blue eyes, visible cheekbones, a dimple in the middle of his chin and almost bushy-like eyebrows. He is usually seen wearing a dark grey tailored business suit at the office, and a black turtleneck when on a mission. Get up to 20% off. Greedy, short-sighted, racist, homophobic and materialistic, Malory has gone so far as to haggle ransom prices for her employees and has little concern for others. He has also displayed a heavy dislike of cyborgs/robots, possibly stemming from a childhood incident in which he nearly lost his testicles to a vacuum cleaner (which he was using to simulate fellatio). Malory manages to work a deal to keep everyone from going to jail and living off her hidden bank accounts (naturally, she never warned anyone else to keep their money). She apparently has a sister or a brother and it is unknown whether they get along. In a later episode, he ranted about it and points out he can't be due to the lack of similarity to Adolf and saying quote "If I was a clone of Adolf Goddamn Hitler, then wouldn't I look like Adolf Goddamn Hitler?!" Cyril is also extremely clumsy about gun safety, as seen in "El Secuestro", when he injured Brett Buckley after mistaking whether or not a gun's safety was on. In "White Nights" she pleaded with Nikolai Jakov not to kill Sterling; whether this is genuine concern for her son's well-being or just her inability to cope without him being totally dependent on her is unclear; either one is possible. She spends most of her time bickering with Pam, though they appear to be friends (they have been shown walking to work together, and Cheryl even invites Pam to join her on a trip on her train line). She reluctantly goes along with the plan to form a drug cartel in order to provide for her child. Malory is also shown to be incredibly sex-driven, and dated numerous different men over several decades (sometimes at the same time), while hitting on numerous others, often just to reap their worth; this fact routinely frustrates Archer. In the Season 5 finale, Lana gives birth to Malory's granddaughter. Her go-to insult for most of her coworkers is "dicknuts." -, "Who is it? Due to her poor impression on the tribe and her disinterest in strategizing with anyone, she became the first person voted out of the game in an 8-2 vote. This page was last edited on 4 January 2021, at 00:48. 58: 9 "On the Carpet" Adam Reed: March 24, 2014 () XAR05008: 0.91: Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer. For the first three episodes Krieger did not speak. She watches the entire operation unfold nearby, from the deck of the Chum Guzzler, a small boat rented by Nikolai Jakov. Pounder play Lana's parents Lemuel and Claudette in a season 6 episode. Malory Archer is the tritagonist of the show. As the season progresses, she is surprised by Archer's high level of sympathy and interest in her pregnancy, Lana eventually gives birth to a daughter, Abbiejean, and reveals to a stunned Archer that she used frozen sperm samples from him to make him the father. A recurring character in Season 1, Ray's much larger role in Season 2 depicted him as a more-than-capable field agent with expertise in wiring and explosives. High-quality Malory Archer Wall Art designed and sold by artists. Once, for his birthday, she got him a bike; when she later found the bike on the sidewalk, she took the bike, and then beat him with a ping pong paddle for his supposed negligence. Cyril continues to privately pine for Lana, offering to babysit for AJ while Lana attends a survival camp. By the end of season 4, Pam has had sexual relations with every member of the ISIS staff except Ray and Cheryl, as well as a recurring, casual relationship with Archer, beginning in "Crossing Over." This is a list of characters on Archer, an American animated spy comedy television series created by Adam Reed for the FX network. He often quotes lines and re-enacts scenes from Reynolds' many films, often asking Lana if he resembles his idol. In addition to being a competent lawyer, accountant, and comptroller, Cyril has also shown proficiency at piloting as he was the only member of ISIS who performed well on the spacecraft simulator, and he later piloted the miniaturization submarine when Ray was once again crippled. That's how they do, you know. However, she is shown to be as capable of questionable behavior as the rest, once charging every man in the ISIS office $600 to say they slept with her as a way to get revenge on her cheating ex-boyfriend Cyril, and on another occasion holding up a firefight on a space station until the other agents conceded her breasts are still perfect. Malory holds an open dislike for ISIS operative. Some of the ones mentioned thus far are: After the events at the end of season 7, seasons 8, 9 and 10 see Malory take the form of a dream persona: There are 91 images of Malory Archer on this Wiki, visit the Malory Archer gallery to view all the images and screenshots. She's commented that the vast majority of work at her job is filing sexual harassment complaints leveled against Archer. Lana broke up with him when she caught him with Framboise. -, "Yes, I was a single mother. Malory occupies a large apartment in a fashionable co-op apartment building located in Manhattan's Upper East Side. His sidearm of choice is the Walther PPK (the same weapon used by James Bond) despite being consistently insulted due to the gun's diminutive stature by his co-workers (Ray Gillette: "You'd better put that back in your purse," Conway Stern: "Oh, I'm queer, coming from the man whose gun came with a matching purse"). It is shown that deep down, Malory loves Sterling, but obviously does not show it. ", or variations such as "shitzombies" or "shitsninjas." Archer also has an intense fascination with actor Burt Reynolds. Malory frequently voices her displeasure at being a mother. Her racist attitudes, which she often displays but always denies, do not prevent her from truly liking and admiring Lana, whom she often calls "Dear". Lana also has incredibly large and strong hands, which have been (usually mockingly) likened by Archer and other characters to cricket bats, steam shovels, and the "Truckasaurus" to her ever-mounting frustration. what do you want? 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