I am not a comedy writer, nor do I play one on.....Read the script free on Booksie. CARL: No, I hate furniture. As it happens, New York Magazine just judged his kitchen to be one of the cleanest in the city. Let's go, Henry. GEORGE: Well, it's about Holly Go-Lightly. Could it...? You're wiped!'. Why don't we just call it the 'half-conscious deadbeat with no job, home all day, eating Cheetos and watching TV' recliner? Jerry's new couch is completely ruined when Elaine upsets a man with a bladder condition. Look at this, this is it! So, on this issue there is no debate! You're still recuperating. Poppie does very well...very well. Nuts! New scene - Elaine and Carl in Elaine's kitchen. We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! ELAINE (to Jerry): What are you doing with this couch? POPPIE: Let me show you to your table. It's not very far. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. You know what I love? What am I gonna do? THE COUCH - SEINFELD Season 6 Episode 5 TV Reviews Directed by Andy Ackerman Written by Larry David. ELAINE: So, he puts the couch down, and just as he's about to leave he says, "Do you date moving men?". POPPIE: And what gives you the right to do that? It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. 3) Jeris Lee Poindexter (Moving guy), Jerry's stand-up: The love seat, that's a nice little item, there...I guess some guy thought, 'Well, if we can't get them to sit closer to us, why not just shorten the furniture?' What am I gonna do? CARL: Yeah, I think we can squeeze you in. Directed by: David Steinberg . She becomes a suspect when he overdoses his medication. Remember that idea I had a few years ago about the pizza place where you make your own pizza? New scene - Elaine shows up at Jerry's apartment. CARL: Not much! ELAINE: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? KRAMER: Alright, what did you do to Poppie? As part of the celebrations, I was granted exclusive access to the Seinfeld archives, where I discovered a script for an unaired episode for the show’s never-to-be tenth season.Below is the script for the episode entitled “The Baseball Card Shop.” Directed by Andy Ackerman. JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he's gonna be coming over with those Paccino's pizzas...could be trouble. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. This was the sixth episode for the sixth season. This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie. New scene - George at home, preparing to read "Breakfast At Tiffany's.". 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – I mean, it goes back so far, that thing...I mean, it's like, 'Go to bed already! POPPIE: That's fine. Album Season 6. JOE'S WIFE: Yeah, the doctor thinks it's just a matter of time -. JOE (passes George a bowl): Here's some nuts. CARL: Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's. It's all in the wrist. POPPIE: Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother? Hey, what about this one? So, what do you think of my conversation? Poppie peed on my new sofa! REMY (to Joe): Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? Oh, Poppie. Joe's wife enters. Excellent! KRAMER: Did you enjoy the duck? Jerry and Elaine fly back to New York. JERRY (sees a white couch by the wall): Oh, what about this one? How do you know if you're winning or losing? This is one of those Seinfeld episodes that disguises just how callous Jerry is being towards a woman through script innuendo that you have to imagine was insisted on by the network. JERRY: Right there, guys. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. POPPIE: Let me show you to your table. Where do you think you are? "The Contest" is the 51st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.The 11th episode of the fourth season, it aired on November 18, 1992. It was quite a scene over there. JERRY: Well, you should have seen it. Directed by Andy Ackerman. And the cook says you put him there. Anyway, uh...we're going into business together. This is what I'm looking for. We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese...you pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air...you put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. Written by Larry David. So, on this issue there is no debate! What, are you tired, Poppie? JERRY: Well, what is it then?! CARL: I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine. Oh no, I've been to four other places, you're the only ones that have had it. ELAINE (standing up): The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! Someone has it. KRAMER: Yeah. ELAINE: Oh, goody. JERRY: So, she got you to join a book club? How could you be friends with those two? This is Elaine. Watch Seinfeld - Season 8, Episode 5 - The Package: Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. How there's two nuts named after people. Some cheese... POPPIE: No, no. Hey, what about this one? New scene - Jerry laying on his new couch. Cut back to George, Joe and Remy watching the movie. Seinfeld: "The Couch"/"The Gymnast" David Sims. New scene - Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's Restaurant. Phone: 443.604.2521 . A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? CARL: Yeah, I think we can squeeze you in. Written by Larry David. It's just a natural human function...happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. There are no games! ELAINE: Well, I guess I wouldn't eat here, then. MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. 1 min read, gs: Jessica Hecht (Lindsay) Lois Nettleton (Mrs. Enright) Elina L�wensohn (Katya) Maurice Godin (Misha) James Sweeney (Aronson) David Blackwood (Beck) Phil Ramsey (Man in Car) Damian London (Party Guest) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt) George and Kramer convince Jerry he'll be missing out on, gs: David James Elliott (Carl) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe Temple) Denise Dowse (Mother) Patton Oswalt (Clerk) Diana Theodore (Remy) Mari Weiss (Woman #1) Tamar Cooper (Woman #2) Beverly C. Brown (Woman #3) Jeris Lee Poindexter, See all 179 posts KRAMER: What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie? See, this is when I like you. ELAINE: Because he, well...he's just so good-looking. This is it! This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. GEORGE: Uh, excuse me, are you Joe Temple? KRAMER (in a chef's hat and apron): See, anybody can do this. POPPIE: That's fine. New scene - George at a video store counter. GEORGE (clears his throat, annoyed that the movie's being interrupted): Joe...could you... JOE'S WIFE: Poor guy, I hate to see him suffer like this... GEORGE: You know, I'm sorry, I...I hate to be one of those people, but we're right in the middle of this thing...I can't hear. GEORGE: Well, as I say, the pink-eye made my vision...quite blurry... JOE: Remy, this is George. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking at the "Poppie-stain" on Jerry's sofa. And no intelligent person can think differently. GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him? Oh no, I've been to four other places, you're the only ones that have had it. So anyway, when they were in my house before, I didn't offer them anything to drink. ELAINE (to Carl): Excuse me, I was wondering if would it be possible if you could deliver the old couch to my apartment? Alright, now I'm relieved. IT IS! New scene - Elaine climbs into the cab of Carl's moving van. POPPIE: Hello! KRAMER: Well, I happened to be eating at Poppie's when I told him the "old" idea, and his eyes - waaaaaah! Look what you did! Seinfeld Scripts The Understudy. He's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, I'm really lucky! JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he's gonna be coming over with those Paccino's pizzas...could be trouble. GEORGE: Well, not really. New scene - Elaine and Carl in Elaine's kitchen. Alec Berg is an American comedy writer, best known as a writer for the sitcom Seinfeld. WOMAN AT YET ANOTHER TABLE (to her date): Let's go! POPPIE: Use your wrist! KRAMER: What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie? And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault.  Check out the complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! ELAINE: Because he, well...he's just so good-looking. GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." Hours: Tuesday 10AM to 3PM Wednesdays 10AM to 8PM Written by: Elaine Pope . ELAINE: Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine. JERRY: You're something. This is a sick, sick joke on Poppie. GEORGE: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. JERRY (comes out of the bedroom with Poppie's money): Here you go. Someone has it. POPPIE: They owe me for those ducks. So, how's the book coming? ELAINE: Well, your mother must be very proud of you. So anyway, when they were in my house before, I didn't offer them anything to drink. My mother -. You should never order pizza from Paccino's. Could he have...? They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture. 90 pages. Seinfeld S06E22 - The Diplomat's Club - After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. GEORGE: Oh! Let's go Jerry, c'mon. He is such an incredible person! It doesn't work that way. GEORGE: I'd like to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's. New scene - George sitting in with the book club around a back booth at Monk's. ELAINE: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? ELAINE: 'Kay. ELAINE: This is it, Jerry! JERRY: Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – JERRY: I'm not goin' there. ELAINE (to Jerry): What are you doing with this couch? The book club meets in a few days. JERRY: Hey Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's and bring my old couch back. His television program finishes, and he turns off the TV. Look what you did! A bottle of wine and a five-alarm chili? Why, you want it? "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Hazel...and filbert. JERRY: Well, I'm certainly glad I brought it up. WOMAN AT ANOTHER TABLE: I'm with you, Poppie! ELAINE: Well, your mother must be very proud of you. Poppie peed on my sofa!! Could he have...? CARL: No, I hate furniture. I just checked your duck...it is more succulent than even I had hoped. JERRY: Oh no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. WATCH THE COUCH CLICK HERE and WATCH more SEINFELD Episodes online And I shampoo every day. Guest stars: Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe) Denise Dowse (Joe's wife) Diana Theodore (Remy) Patton Oswald (Video store clerk) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Mari Weiss (Woman no. JERRY: I love this couch. What is the point of dating without games? My new sofa! KRAMER: Why don't you sit down, Poppie? GEORGE: Did you ever read anything by him? There sitting on a bench outside. It is so succulent...so succulent! POPPIE: That's not a pizza. After Seinfeld finished, he perpetrated one of TV history's most meta moments ever when in 2001 he bought a sizable stake in the real J. Peterman Co. and co-owns it … ELAINE (to Poppie): And I am not coming back! Could I have a word? This is Elaine. Cut back to George, Joe and Remy watching the movie. JERRY (sees a white couch by the wall): Oh, what about this one? Hello. It's just a natural human function...happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be. Ah? I think differently. Hazel...and filbert. Written by Larry David. Written by Larry David. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. Tonight's the big night. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. Jerry is shopping for a new couch. Kramer enters. ELAINE: So, he puts the couch down, and just as he's about to leave he says, "Do you date moving men?". 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. I'm gonna make the first test pizza at the restaurant. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. The guy told me it's one of a kind, they stopped making it. GEORGE: Well, it's about Holly Go-Lightly. Would you mind if he watched Breakfast At Tiffany's with us? ELAINE: Yes.0JERRY: Well, would you apologize for me? ELAINE (standing up): The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that! I'll have to sit on it. The moving guys are delivering Jerry's new couch. ELAINE: So, you're gonna get a new couch? Starring: Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. KRAMER: Ah, you're making too much of it. JERRY: Well, what is it then?! GEORGE: Well you know, if you were sitting right next to her you'd have to console her no matter what. I would like to be, but I'm not. The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence. And the cook says you put him there. My other favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. That's perfect. JERRY: I don't care if it comes out, I can't sit on that anymore! REMY: Popcorn? It would be nice if you got him something. KRAMER: Did you offer those guys a drink? In a way, I feel like I'm getting a new couch. New scene - George at the address of the people who have rented Breakfast At Tiffany's. 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994). KRAMER: But that's the idea, you make your own pie. JOE'S WIFE: Well, I just came back from Angela's, it's not looking very good for Duncan. JERRY: Your boyfriend, he's taking it out. 1) Tamar Cooper (Woman no. JERRY: Ah ha. JERRY: Oh no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. KRAMER: Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt very badly about what happened to you, and they wanted you to have this. →. I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture. It's all in the wrist. JERRY (sarcastic): Yeah, you're right. And no intelligent person can think differently. KRAMER: Why don't you sit down, Poppie? It is so succulent...so succulent! As it happens, New York Magazine just judged his kitchen to be one of the cleanest in the city. CLERK: Well, I could put it on reserve for you, if you'd like. Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. Anyway, he's about to leave, he wants the duck money. I'm gonna go and visit him later. KRAMER: Oh, they got good ducks there, huh? New scene - Elaine and Carl sitting in carl's moving van after a date. CLERK (checking the computer): Uh, this is out. Alright, now I'm relieved. KRAMER: Well, you know, Poppie's over at my place. New scene - George at home, preparing to read "Breakfast At Tiffany's.". JERRY: Right there, guys. - just lit up. They're trying to kill Poppie?! GEORGE: I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon. CARL: You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law. You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch! I could go pick it up. George gets the results of the biopsy of his white spot. Okay, c'mon. JERRY: Well, what if Poppie felt the same way? I can't look at it. KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! Sounds good, huh? ELAINE: Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. KRAMER: Alright! POPPIE: Yes, but we cannot give the people the right to choose any topping they want! Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002.Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks), SEINFELD Episode no. KRAMER: Well, he's in the hospital. For fans of Jerry Seinfeld’s stand-up get your photo of him on stage with a mic in his hand. Directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY (sarcastic): Yeah, you're right. POPPIE: When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child... POPPIE: ...but the Communists, they put an end to that! POPPIE (opening the gift basket): What's this? I was just asking how dinner went last night. JERRY (standing): Oh, sure...Truman Capote. He stretches, then goes back to reading - not "Breakfast At Tiffany's" however, but an issue of Cracked magazine. He's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, I'm really lucky! SEINFELD Episode no. Okay, well uh...(to Jerry and Kramer)...I'll see you chumps later. POPPIE (opening the gift basket): What's this? GEORGE: You might want to try it...makes the movie more enjoyable, that's all. CARL: I don't remember the last time I felt this way. JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. GEORGE: "Breakfast At Tiffany's." Poppie peed on my new sofa! George joins a book club but instead of reading the book he watches the movie. GEORGE: I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon. ELAINE: Oh yeah, all the time, all the time...although, recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine. Jerry Seinfeld Autographed Photos: These unique autographed photos depict one of your favorite comedians in a variety of places throughout his illustrious career.Get a signed photo of your favorite scene from Seinfeld or simply one of Jerry with his co-stars. You know what the best part about it is? GEORGE: Oh! How there's two nuts named after people. GEORGE (clears his throat, annoyed that the movie's being interrupted): Joe...could you... JOE'S WIFE: Poor guy, I hate to see him suffer like this... GEORGE: You know, I'm sorry, I...I hate to be one of those people, but we're right in the middle of this thing...I can't hear. Let's go. If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my way. You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch! Oh, Elaine! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. REMY (to Joe): Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? "Seinfeld" The Couch (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. My mother -. 22 Sep 2003 – GEORGE: So, we watching the movie, or are we still talking? ELAINE (offended): Well...Poppie. Oh no. Oh, yeah! It'll taste terrible. KRAMER: Did you offer those guys a drink? Guest stars: Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe) Denise Dowse (Joe's wife) Diana Theodore (Remy) Patton Oswald (Video store clerk) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Mari Weiss (Woman no. KRAMER: Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt very badly about what happened to you, and they wanted you to have this. ELAINE: Because, the owner contributes a lot of money to those fanatical, anti-abortion groups. KRAMER (scanning a menu): So...how was the dinner last night? JERRY (frantic): Kramer, Kramer, what is this?! GEORGE: You might want to try it...makes the movie more enjoyable, that's all. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – The guy told me it's one of a kind, they stopped making it. KRAMER: Well, you know, Poppie's over at my place. JERRY (clearly creeped out by having to shake Poppie's hand): Hello, Poppie. GEORGE (irritated): This is very hard to follow with all the talking. GEORGE: I couldn't. Jerry, so good to see you again! Morty Seinfeld rc: Estelle Harris ..... Estelle Costanza ===== [Opening monologue] I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you ... (All three rise from the couch and a rather excited J+G try to explain things to … Seinfeld mined some dark material ... “The Couch” (Season 6). CARL: I'm sorry you feel that way, Elaine. I've got my nuts here... REMY: Look! Let's go Jerry, c'mon. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. Then Poppie's no good to anyone! Jerry opens the door. I'm gonna go and visit him later. ELAINE: Yes.0JERRY: Well, would you apologize for me? Okay, well uh...(to Jerry and Kramer)...I'll see you chumps later. GEORGE: Uh, excuse me, are you Joe Temple? JERRY: Ah, I could've stayed home and ordered a pizza from Paccino's. KRAMER: Did you enjoy the duck? WOMAN AT ANOTHER TABLE: I'm with you, Poppie! ELAINE: Well, I guess I wouldn't eat here, then. They got a duck there, you think you died and went to heaven. You, uh...you got room in the truck for me? JERRY: You got a regular 'Manhattan Project' going on over there. Ooh, be careful! JERRY: Oh, you mean from Poppie's Restaurant? Would you mind if he watched Breakfast At Tiffany's with us? Whatta ya think, Lainie? Oh, Elaine! Poppie peed on my sofa!! Ah? JERRY (frantic): Kramer, Kramer, what is this?! WOMAN AT YET ANOTHER TABLE (to her date): Let's go! JERRY: Well, you should have seen it. Didn't he get busted by the Board of Health? GEORGE: Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real 'movie atmosphere. Kramer enters. Pretty good date, huh? New scene - Elaine climbs into the cab of Carl's moving van. JERRY: No games? GEORGE: Uh, yes, uh...you don't know me, my name is George Costanza...did you happen to rent Breakfast At Tiffany's? I just checked your duck...it is more succulent than even I had hoped. ELAINE (looking in the fridge): All I've got is grape juice. ... She was over here on the couch. GEORGE: Well, anyway, the book club meets tomorrow, Mr. Temple. I'm gonna make the first test pizza at the restaurant. ELAINE: This is it, Jerry! Oh, yeah! It would be nice if you got him something. It was quite a scene over there. I mean, Fred. GEORGE: I couldn't. ELAINE: Can I offer you anything to drink? He's buzzed their apartment on the intercom. If I would have any of this, I would die. KRAMER: Well, he's in the hospital. And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. ELAINE: What are you doing with your old couch? My new sofa! He has too much character and integrity. Cut back to Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's. JERRY: Ah ha. I would like to be, but I'm not. ELAINE (putting on lipstick): Well, all I know is, he doesn't like games and he doesn't play games, you know? And what is his stand on abortion? GEORGE: So, we watching the movie, or are we still talking? JERRY: So, anyone sweaty comes into your house has to be offered a drink? CARL: Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's. MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. CLERK (checking the computer): Uh, this is out. Yeah. What, are you tired, Poppie? I say, how's the book comin'? JERRY: What made you resurrect that old idea? It's over! He has too much character and integrity. Of course, I already have a lot of money. Nuts! New scene - Kramer visiting Poppie at the hospital. →. New scene - Jerry and George in a booth at the coffee shop. KRAMER: It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven! ELAINE: Paccino's? JERRY: Yes, you haven't read a page, have you? New scene - Jerry and George in a booth at the coffee shop. Whatta ya think, Lainie? JERRY: Hey Carl, I also need you to go to Elaine's and bring my old couch back. They get sweaty. 2)Beverly C. Brown (Woman no. 91 "The Couch" (Original air date 27 Oct 1994) Directed by Andy Ackerman. JERRY: Nothing, the moving guys are taking it. JERRY: Oh, you really missed something. You can't put cucumbers on a pizza. My other favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. ELAINE: Oh, just this woman...she got impregnated by her troglodytic half-brother, and decided to have an abortion. JERRY: Ah, I could've stayed home and ordered a pizza from Paccino's. GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. JERRY: He said he doesn't care, he'll just turn the cushion over. You know, he wants to back it. JERRY: Oh, you mean from Poppie's Restaurant? WOMAN AT NEXT TABLE (to her date): I heard that. I am one of the many big fans of the ‘Seinfeld’ show who was disappointed in the final episode. Your duck is cooking as we speak. New scene - Jerry and Elaine in Jerry's apartment the next day, looking at the "Poppie-stain" on Jerry's sofa. CARL: Not much! ELAINE: Well, they're real men, Jerry. There are no games! "The Gymnast" is the 92nd episode of Seinfeld. POPPIE: Yes, Jerry. Look at this, this is it! Remember that idea I had a few years ago about the pizza place where you make your own pizza? Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David’s classic sitcom Seinfeld has often been termed a “show about nothing,” partly because it gave itself that label in the meta storyline in which Jerry and George pitched a TV show to NBC. You know, if it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate. JERRY: I'm not goin' there. Suddenly his eyes widen and he spits out his coffee. JERRY: Your boyfriend, he's taking it out. GEORGE: Well, I was very comfortable! "The Heart Attack" is the eighth episode of Season Two, and it first aired on April 25, 1991. JERRY: Well, Kramer told us all about your business venture together. If you just give me my duck money, I'll be on my way. They get sweaty. ELAINE: Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck. CARL: You know, someday...we're going to get enough people in the Supreme Court to change that law. POPPIE: Your friend and I are going to make a lot of money. You know, he wants to back it. I could go pick it up. KRAMER: I don't know! - just lit up. POPPIE: Don't they know I have a gastro-intestinal disorder? And, the best part is, he doesn't play games. JERRY: Yes, you haven't read a page, have you? KRAMER: That was in the past, Jerry. Yeah. See more ideas about seinfeld, chicken roaster, roaster. 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